dailylarina:

Lana Del Rey - Venice Bitch (2018)

cybercrimer:

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

en-futubandera:

dykeofsuburbia:

the three universal truths: we live in a society, women be shopping, men get pegged

weirdmageddon:

prettyflyforajeskai:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

kirby and link are my favorite crossover friendship. its just intrinsically good

kirby: “poyo”

link: “hyah”

solidarity achieved

Kink

dont say that

that-twink-over-there:

chessys:

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

This is just what texting a top is like

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

some of you have never been propkilled in gmod and it shows. need to be humbled

Hold still.

porterdavis:

$10 in quarters for $9.80 with free shipping.

dreshdae:

gigantor2316:

this isn’t funny

yeah i bet, bitch